Hi all! I'm Katie, a 23-year-old programmer and life-long nerd. I can't promise there will be anything interesting on here, unless it's me reblogging funny things from others.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The person my parents think I am and the person I actually am are very different
*Leaves bedroom to check on laundry. Walks past crazy-religious mother and crazy-religious uncle*
Mom: *completely out of the blue* Katie, are you still a virgin?
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File that one under moments when you want to
File that one also under: Moments when you look your own mother dead in the face and LIE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
On the plus side, I officially signed my apartment lease, so I move out March 14th and won’t have to walk in on all these weird-ass conversations anymore. XD
Mom: You don’t have porn on your computer, right? Because if you did have any porn on your computer… *serious face*
Me: No! Of course not!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
