Hi all! I'm Katie, a 23-year-old programmer and life-long nerd. I can't promise there will be anything interesting on here, unless it's me reblogging funny things from others.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Roomie: "Whenever I miss your Katie craziness I will be sure to call you."
Me: "No! Only texting. If you call me I won't answer."
Roomie: "But how do you know it won't be about something serious? What if I'm like, 'Katie! Help! I'm dying!'"
Me: "You should be calling your parents if you're dying!"
Roomie: "Well what if it's like, 'Katie! Help! I'm in a life-or-death situation that I need your expertise on because you spend so much time on the internet!'"
Forced my very conservative roomie to sit and watch the re-airing of Virgin Diaries when she came back.
Carey’s First Date: “Yeah…As far as I know he’s the only person I’ve met who’s still a virgin in their 30s. Or their 20s.”
Roomie: “Really? Just what kind of people is she hanging out with?!”
Me: “You know, waiting til marriage isn’t a big deal to most people. If you went just, like, one degree out from your friend group most of those people would have had sex already.”
Roomie: *completely shocked* “Oh my gosh, really???”
Bless her. ^_^;;
