Hi all! I'm Katie, a 23-year-old programmer and life-long nerd. I can't promise there will be anything interesting on here, unless it's me reblogging funny things from others.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i dont even know what i was doing tonight. DANCING ANGELS WHOOO!
and pie. dean loves him some pie.
oh god
you guys wanna know what i HATE
i hate it when i’m reading a fic and then one of the characters goes off and just casually takes a cold shower
I CANNOT FUCKING STAND TAKING A COLD SHOWER
I AM A FUCKING MONSTER AFTER TAKING A COLD SHOWER
if i feel the water losing heat, I JUMP OUT OF THAT FUCKING SHOWER FASTER THAN CASTIEL CAN RAISE A WINCHESTER’S ASS FROM PERDITION
i mean when i feel the cold water coming and i’m still washing out the shampoo, i’m like shit shit shit fucking shit fucker fuck fuck damn fucking shit hell fucking shit tosser fucking fuck shit damn fucking shit fuck fucking hell shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
by the time i’m done with my summoning ritual, i am washed and clean and so i throw my fists down and shut down the damn NIAGRA FALLS OF ARCTIC FROSTBITE before jumping through the FUCKING SHOWER CURTAIN OF IRONthen of course i get tangled up in that shit because it’s fucking got some lace or shit on it, so now i’ve got fucking doc oct’s ROBOT TENTACLES OF FUCKING DEATH grabbing at my ankles and wrists and shit, but of course i’m not going down without a fight, so i bring that sucker down with me, banging my head on the fucking toilet that’s RIGHT FUCKING THERE like who the hell designs bathrooms i mean DAMN
so now i’m writhing on the floor in pain, bleeding to death, i’ve sustained critical damage to my lungs and ribcage, i probably have a concussion, and my body is decorated with dark blue bruises as i slowly suffocate to death, wrapped up in the shower curtain cocoon of HELL
so please. for sake of humanity. if you are going to make a character take a cold shower… at least let them show some reserve about it.
not this
oh woah i ahm sew h0rnee LOL imma go take an ice bath kay? YOLO -does a back flip dive into the arctic ocean-
who the fuck has that attitude about cold baths i mean COME ON
Cas is just like “I don’t fucking know man I’ve only been here for like two years give me a fucking break I’m about to die for your ass appreciate it.”
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WELL EXCUSE ME DEAN BUT EVERYTHING I LEARNT FROM YOU SAID THAT THE MORE REFERENCES TO NETHER PARTS IN A SENTENCE MAKES IT MORE INSULTING
STOP JUDGING ME AND USE YOUR FIVE MINUTES, COCKTHIGHS
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SCREAMING
I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…
RICHARD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? LMAO
(Source: glorbon)
This is what happens when I am bored.
Just read the Supernatural part.
In Supernatural, Mishia “Overlord” Collins plays the angel Castiel and has done since season four, first appearing in Lazarus Rising. Throughout the shows seasons (up until season seven, where his role was put on ‘hold’) with Castiel, there has been a prominent romance with Jensen Ackle’s character Dean Winchester and the pair intend to reenact ‘Brokeback Mountain’ in the seventeenth episode where Castiel returns
Welp, that officially makes it canon
Today at dinner
Mom: "Katie, hold still so I can take a picture of you! This is your last Valentine's Day with us as an unmarried woman! *snaps photo* OMG look how FAT you look!"
...
Mom: "You'll have to make sure you let the photographer know you blink in every photo so they can, like, accommodate for that."
Me: "I know. I'll have to make sure they get my good side too. Since one of my eyebrows is a little higher than the other."
Mom: "What? No it's not."
Me: "*stares*"
Mom: "OH MY GOSH! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?! WE HAVE TO GET THAT FIXED!"
51 Christian Friendly Words for Penis
#please do not let fanfiction writers get a hold of this one
Screaming and crying at these
OMG
(Source: ryukus)
