Cuz I don't have enough time wasters in my life

Friend: The fact remains he’s really young and our maturity levels might be different. The only way to find out is to date him
Me: He super likes you though
Friend: Yes, I know. He’s awfully flirtatious.
Me: Guys usually are when they like someone
Me: Also, you’re super flirtatious too XD
Friend: I know, but he might grow tired of me after the initial excitement is over with.
Friend: I’m only flirtatious because I have to keep up with him. He’s on a whole different level.
Me: But that’s kinda the whole point of the dating process. To see if you guys have a real connection or just superfluous chemistry.
Friend: I’ve not had much dating experience in case you’ve forgotten. Freak of nature here.
Me: Well, there’s nothing wrong with that
Friend: And he’s a Slytherin in Pottermore
Me: oh snap
Me: that might be a dealbreaker then